Alright, it’s been a while since I’ve written a review. Any gamer worth his/her salt knows that real life comes first (I’ll give you a cookie if you can tell me who said the original). Basically, I had school to catch up with. But y’all aren’t here for my excuses, right? You’re here for a review! Well, as I said earlier my review will be a somewhat older game. Not very old, just not that recent, dig? That game will be God of War III! Whoohoo
God of War III was released March 16th, 2010 in North America solely for the Playstation 3. It’s the final chapter of revenge for our hero Kratos. Now for those who haven’t played the first two God of War games, I’ll give you a quick recap starting from the first God of War, I’m not going to go into detail about all the hand-held games and comics as they’re usually prequels – I’m focusing on the main installments. Anywho, Kratos pledges himself to Ares after nearly being killed in battle.
Ares commands Kratos to spread chaos in his name, eventually leading Kratos to kill his own family in a trick perpetrated by Ares. Kratos becomes sad, then pissed, and then a mixture of sad and pissed as he is plagued with visions of his family while in the mean time Ares pisses off the Gods of Olympus by ransacking other towns devoted to other gods. Zeus forbids the gods from fighting each other directly – however they can use agents to carry out their work. Athena chooses Kratos, and he embarks on a crazy journey which ends by fulfilling his revenge and the will of the gods – the death of Ares.
As a reward, Zeus proclaims Kratos the new God of War yet he doesn’t remove the visions Kratos has of his family. Kratos eventually loses his sanity due to the visions and seeks vengeance upon the gods. Yet Zeus tricks him by draining Kratos’ powers and storing them within the Blade of Olympus. Kratos embarks to see the Sisters of Fate in an attempt to get a do-over, but the Sisters proclaim that his fate cannot be undone. Pissed, Kratos takes matters into his own hands and kills the Sisters. He reworks his fate and steals the Blade of Olympus from Zeus, thus regaining his own power –and- the Blade of Olympus – which was the sword that ended the Great War and brought an end to the Titanomachy. Kratos then ascends Mount Olympus with help of the Titans who wish to see Olympus fall due to their defeat during the War. Kratos rides upon none other than Mather Nature herself, Gaia.
Ares commands Kratos to spread chaos in his name, eventually leading Kratos to kill his own family in a trick perpetrated by Ares. Kratos becomes sad, then pissed, and then a mixture of sad and pissed as he is plagued with visions of his family while in the mean time Ares pisses off the Gods of Olympus by ransacking other towns devoted to other gods. Zeus forbids the gods from fighting each other directly – however they can use agents to carry out their work. Athena chooses Kratos, and he embarks on a crazy journey which ends by fulfilling his revenge and the will of the gods – the death of Ares.
As a reward, Zeus proclaims Kratos the new God of War yet he doesn’t remove the visions Kratos has of his family. Kratos eventually loses his sanity due to the visions and seeks vengeance upon the gods. Yet Zeus tricks him by draining Kratos’ powers and storing them within the Blade of Olympus. Kratos embarks to see the Sisters of Fate in an attempt to get a do-over, but the Sisters proclaim that his fate cannot be undone. Pissed, Kratos takes matters into his own hands and kills the Sisters. He reworks his fate and steals the Blade of Olympus from Zeus, thus regaining his own power –and- the Blade of Olympus – which was the sword that ended the Great War and brought an end to the Titanomachy. Kratos then ascends Mount Olympus with help of the Titans who wish to see Olympus fall due to their defeat during the War. Kratos rides upon none other than Mather Nature herself, Gaia.
This is where God of War II ends and where God of War III begins. Now, let’s talk about the gameplay! The action is amazing, with combos being devastating to either a single boss or while in a group of enemies while not being very hard to pull off either. You can feel every bit of juicy carnage as you slice the Blades of Exile through groups of foes, you can hear the screams of the enemy and the drops of blood splattering on the ground. Oh yeah, that’s another thing.
The gore factor is back in full force. In God of War I, you could rip an enemies’ arm off and beat him to death with it. In God of War II, you’re able to drown Perseus in a pool of water before slashing his throat open and then throwing his body into a wall which collapses and impales him on a hanging meat-spike thing. In God of War III, you’re swallowed by a Titan, slash your way through his innards and eviscerate him from the inside out, emerging drooping in sweet, sweet gore and entrails.
As usual in God of War, you don’t have just the signature Blades Kratos has chained to his forearms. He’s able to acquire different, equally-awesome weapons. The first weapon is the Claws of Hades, from which you can summon the lost souls of the Underworld to rend foes asunder. The next is the Nemean Cestus which is able to pound enemies into a bloody pulp. And the final weapon is the Nemesis Whip, a sort of chain sword that acts with lightning speed and actual lightning.
You’re aided with various items as well, such as the Bow of Apollo, The Blade of Olympus and other such items, though I won’t list them all (spoilers!).
In previous God of War games, you had to individually select your desired weapon with the D-Pad, which wasn’t taxing but it broke your current combo. In God of War III, you’re able to continue your combo with a quick button tap to switch weapons mid-combo, effectively carrying on the combo for devastating effect.
And it wouldn’t be a God of War game without button prompts! During boss fights, or the occasional tougher enemies like minotaurs, a button prompt will appear on the screen allowing you to further increase the carnage. However, failure to press the prompts will force you to redo the prompt (it’s not a steep penalty). In the previous God of War games, the button prompts would display directly in the middle of the screen and kind of block the action. However, in this game the buttons are displayed on the side corresponding of their layout on the controller. For example, X is on the lower part of the screen, Square is on the left part, O is on the right part and Triangle is on the upper part of the screen. This clears the middle section of the screen where the action takes place, further allowing you to enjoy in the carnage without being interrupted with a prompt.
One thing I am a little sad about however, is the lack of story the Blade of Olympus is given in this installment. In God of War II the story focus nearly entirely around it, while in God of War III it’s just a convenient item to use if you’re in the middle of a tight spot during a fight, or for a quick button prompt during a boss.
And another thing I didn't like, there aren't as many awesome costume options! In God of War I you had such awesome costumes such as the Cod of War, the Spud of War and Bubbles, where as in God of War III you only have Chaos Kratos! This is more nit-picky though than actual complaints though.
I freaking love this game. While there’s no multiplayer, the singleplayer has a lot to offer from the story, great voice acting, graphics and music not to mention all the brutality you can inflict on your foes as Kratos. I highly suggest if you haven’t played this series before, start with the first game. It has a rather intricate story and while you won’t be completely lost, you’ll definitely miss out on a good revenge plot.
But I highly recommend this game for people with a strong stomach. The sheer brutality of the moves and the visceral sounds it makes led me laughing with joy as my inner psychopath came out.